Your baby is finally asleep on your chest. The TV remote is on the other side of the room. You: a) Don't move a single muscle for the next two hours and become one with the sofa. This quiet cuddle is everything. b) Attempt the legendary ninja-roll, swapping the baby for a pillow so you can finally go make a cup of tea. c) Use your one free hand to frantically Google "infant sleep schedules" and "why does my baby make tiny dinosaur noises?"

Getting dressed" these days means: a) Putting on the softest, cleanest thing within arm's reach. The goal is maximum coziness. b) Choosing the top with the easiest and fastest nursing access. Efficiency is my love language. c) Actually putting on daytime clothes, because it makes me feel a little more human and put-together.